Ok, so we're two people who after consuming copious amounts of sangria, we feel you feel the need to hear what we're gonna say...cocky? 

Meet "B1"- eloquent oaf of the female origin surrounded by perennial under achievers of in-social cerebral sort who refuse to accept that I'm a feminine sort.  

Meet "B2"- Pseudo-south indian with the least of qualifications and whose last book was "Hardy Boys Saves The Day" but still works for a multi-national corporation.

Adviser to B1 and B2- Drunk tall guy with punctuation. 

So,what should we talk about. Any suggestions.